Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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