the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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