I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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