Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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