Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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