in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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