Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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