a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
