It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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