She said her name was "party"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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