I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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