Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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