I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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