i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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