yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
