hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
