New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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