therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
only you would photoshop your dick
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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