I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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