she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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