This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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