I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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