so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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