i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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