ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You're a waste of cheezeits
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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