are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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