I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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