That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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