I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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