It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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