i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You need Xanax blowdarts
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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