Taylor Swift is so right about you.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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