Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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