I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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