And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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