I just made out with a guy for $7.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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