Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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