Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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