You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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