kristin has been a bad kristin
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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