She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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