So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My dad just said "fuck circus"
When are your genitals available?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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