i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
