do herpes really smell.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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