He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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