I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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