Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
