I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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