I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize
