What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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