so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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