Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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