belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
we're making bets on your personal life
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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