google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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