If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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